I BOUGHT A DRY BAG, SWAM IN SHADOWS, AND ATE THE BEST VEGAN KEBAB IN STO...

🚨I BOUGHT A DRY BAG AND FOUND ENLIGHTENMENT (AND VEGAN KEBAB)🚨

What begins as a swim in the shadows ends in kebab and unexpected purchases. Because that’s how Fridays should be — spontaneous, sun-drenched, and lightly absurd. ☀️🧆🧴

This week, I threw on my swim gear, pedaled into Marievik 🚴‍♂️, and met my friend Ulf down by the docks. There’s something cinematic about that floating jetty, hemmed in by skyscrapers, where the shadows fall long and cool — and people move like light-seeking satellites. I found a quiet place in the shade, trusting the sun would find me eventually. It did. 🌇🌻

We swam. We laughed. We baked. 🏊‍♂️🧴🌞
Then it was time to refuel — and naturally, we headed to Liljeholmstorgets Galleria. Ulf strolled, I biked. Before meeting him at KEBAB-ISH, I darted into Clas Ohlson (because of course I did) and impulsively bought a dry sack I believed was for swimming. I still do. It might also be for camping. Or for smuggling vegan pastries. Time will tell. 🎒💧

KEBAB-ISH turned out to be everything. That vegan kebab bowl was smoky, zesty, and impossibly satisfying. Pickled onions, charred peppers, dreamy sauces. A street food symphony. 🌯🥬🌶️✨

This is the kind of day I live for: a swim, a surprise, a spicy bowl, and a bag I don’t fully understand. Come along and bask in the vibe — salty, sunny, and just a little bit weird.

💬 What’s your favorite summer food after a swim? COMMENT below! LIKE if you’ve ever made a spontaneous Clas Ohlson purchase. And don’t forget to SUBSCRIBE for more bike-fueled, hummus-fueled, sun-drenched adventures.

#swimvlog #summerstockholm #veganstreetfood #clasohlsonhaul #urbanadventure #liljeholmen #kebabishstockholm #jettydays #drybaglife #j250718

I THOUGHT IT WAS THURSDAY. IT WASN’T. I GOT A RHINESTONE BAG INSTEAD.

Darlings, you know it’s summer when nothing makes sense — not the days of the week, not the weather, and certainly not your impulse purchases from SELLPY. 🌞💫 Join me on this sun-drenched, slightly chaotic day where my friend Ulf and I do everything from swimming to falafel eating to rhinestone bag unboxing… and somehow, it all makes perfect sense.

💦 We begin in Marievik — not the most glamorous name, but darling, the floating jetties are sublime. Ulf’s physiotherapist prescribed water, so off we go — and I take my first dip of the season. Cold? Yes. Invigorating? Divine.

🚗 Next, we cruise to Skärholmen (chauffeured, of course), for Ulf’s falafel craving — and end up at Aleppo Kebab. Smoky, spicy, worth every turn. Then, RUSTA: I buy a mini air conditioner that works on ice cubes. Yes. I know. It works.

📦 THEN comes SELLPY. And oh! What a haul:
• VERSACE x H&M beanie
• MOSCHINO x H&M beanie (a glove for your head!)
• ERDEM x H&M wool scarf (a gift!)
• ROKH x H&M tee — white, clinical, chic
• MARIMEKKO x H&M scarf — citrus and blush
• CONSCIOUS STORY recycled tote ♻️
• Silver crossbody bag
• Fully rhinestone-studded purse 💎
• Long silver ball necklace (dramatic)

And to celebrate: cocktails on the balcony. I introduce THE RICKY — vodka on ice, nothing else. As dry as it gets, named after my friend Ricky who wouldn’t dare let a vermouth bottle near his drink. 🍸

📚 I spend the evening in Midsommarkransen, reading, sipping, listening to seagulls and buses. That, my darlings, is a perfect Friday. Or Thursday. Or…

✨ If you love summer swims, surprise shopping hauls, rhinestones, and a dry martini — hit LIKE and SUBSCRIBE.
🛍️ COMMENT: Which H&M collab is the most iconic?
🍸 SHARE with your driest friend.

💬 New videos every week from the theatre life, fashion finds, and vegan kitchen in Stockholm.

#SwedishSummer #HMLimitedEdition #StockholmVlog #BalconyCocktails #SelpyFinds #MarimekkoXHM #VersaceXHM #MoschinoXHM #VeganVlogger #j250717

Spicy Peanut Butter Potato Salad

SPICY PEANUT BUTTER POTATO SALAD
A dish with flair! It’s bold, it’s audacious — it’s salad reinvented.
Preparation: a mere 15 minutes
Cooking time: just enough — 15 more
Serves: 4 fabulous people
(Gloriously gluten-free, deliciously dairy-free)

---

🥜 The Dressing — A Sauce to Start a Revolution

You simply must begin with the sauce — the symphony!
Into your blender, darling, toss:

• One clove of garlic — finely chopped, never crushed, never brutalized

• 100 grams of smooth peanut butter — but of course!

• 30 grams of palm sugar — or a flirtation with light brown, if you must

• One or two red chillies — depending on your temperament

• Juice of two limes — fresh! Only the vibrant will do

• 2 tablespoons of fish sauce — for that je ne sais quoi

• 2 tablespoons of tamarind paste — divine, mysterious, very Marrakesh

Blitz it all! Make it sing — taste it, adjust it, coax out the lime like you’re reviving a debutante. If she’s been in the fridge, she’ll need a little water to loosen her up — wouldn’t we all?

---

🥔 The Salad — A Tableau Vivant of Texture

• 1 tablespoon of sesame oil — elegance in a bottle

• 500g of new potatoes — halved, boiled, and full of promise

• A glorious handful of picked coriander leaves

• 100g of radishes — thinly sliced, whisper-thin!

• One banana shallot — sliced into ethereal rings

• 2 tablespoons of pickled jalapeños — because danger is delicious

• 40g of salted peanuts — crushed, not crushed in spirit, but crushed with purpose

Heat the oil. Yes, sizzle! Lay your potatoes cut-side down — single layer only, no crowding, darling — and let them bronze into crisp, golden glory.

Smear — no, swathe — your platter with the peanut dressing like it’s a couture gown. Arrange the hot potatoes atop like jewels. Scatter with the coriander, the radishes, the shallots, the jalapeños, the peanuts — it’s a confetti of sensation!

Serve immediately. Don’t wait. Don’t even blink. This salad waits for no one.

HE ORDERED THIS ONLINE… BUT FORGOT WHAT IT WAS 😳🍝

HE ORDERED THIS ONLINE… BUT FORGOT WHAT IT WAS 😳🍝

What do a second-hand popcorn pan, four kilos of salt, mystery wax, and a tax-free candy haul have in common? Absolutely everything, darling. 🎁🍬💅

Join me, Joakim Clifton Bergman, on a whirlwind errand day as I prep for dinner at my dear friend Ulf’s apartment. First stop? A boutique mystery pickup—he ordered something, but can’t remember what. Second stop: the shopping centre, where I discover a beautiful second-hand pan that practically screams popcorn. Then—because I’m a man of extremes—I buy four kilos of salt. Why? Because I always run out. 🧂💁‍♂️

Dinner is Ulf’s signature Pasta Arrabiata—so spicy, so dramatic, so right. 🍝🔥 As he cooks, I present the mystery box. The contents? Hair wax. Of course. We both scream. 💇‍♂️😆

Fresh off my Visby cruise, I also bring him three bags of duty-free candy, because while I’m more into fashion than fudge, Ulf lives for sugar. 🍭🛳️

We round off the night bingeing The Gilded Age (because Edith Wharton never goes out of style) and the final episode of HACKS, season four. If you haven’t seen it, run—don’t walk. 👒🎬💻

👁️‍🗨️ This video is for:
– Lovers of fun, fashionable friendship vlogs
– Vintage kitchenware treasure hunters
– Curious minds who forget what they order online
– Everyone who’s ever panic-bought salt

🍿 Featuring:
– Second-hand finds
– Pasta drama
– Candy reveals
– Ulf in top form
– Popcorn pan haul
– Cruise leftovers
– Iconic HBO binge night

🎥 Subscribe for more chaotic real-life glamor
💬 Comment below your weirdest online purchase
❤️ Like if you’ve ever bought more salt than sense
🔔 Turn on notifications for new uploads every day!

#dayinthelife #pastanight #vintagestylefinds #bingeandlaugh #stockholmlife #gildedage #HACKSseason4 #friendshipchaos #hairwaxsurprise #j250716

I UNPACKED MY ENTIRE VISBY BACKPACK AND FOUND SOMETHING I TOTALLY FORGOT...

Darling, welcome to the glorious mess that is my life post-cruise. I’ve just returned from a breezy Baltic getaway on the iconic M/S Birka Gotland, and the heat in Stockholm today is scandalous. Naturally, I did what any proper influencer does: I turned my apartment into a runway for unpacking chaos 👑📦

In today’s video, I show you everything I brought with me to Visby — think heatwave essentials, questionable snacks, and a few glamorous surprises. Oh, and did I mention the three MASSIVE BAGS of candy I bought for my poor friend Ulf? 🍬 His back is giving drama, and I’m giving support (in the form of sugar and Arrabiata).

📬 On top of that, I received five iconic SELLPY BAGS — you know, the ones where you shove in everything you’re ready to part with, and then let Sellpy handle the magic ✨ This is my secret weapon for decluttering with style.

🎯 What you’ll get in this video:
– An authentic post-cruise unpacking haul 🎒
– Real-life moments from my daily influencer drama 🎥
– Decluttering inspiration via Sellpy magic 🧺
– Ulf’s back pain saga (featuring pasta) 🍝
– Swedish summer vibes, heat-induced chaos, and sugar-fuelled humor ☀️

🛍️ Whether you’re here for the laughs, the haul, the organizing inspo, or the outfit reveals (yes, we talk cruise fashion) — there’s something for everyone.

💬 Don't forget to like, subscribe, and comment with what YOU always pack for a summer trip 🧳✨

👇 FOLLOW ME FOR MORE 👇

📦 Sellpy code: JOAKIM10 for 10% off (jk, I wish) 😅

#j250716
#sellpylife
#backpackunpacking
#cruisesweden
#gotlandhaul
#influencersverige
#summerheatwave
#visbyvlogg
#declutterwithme
#pastaandparcels

👕🧴💼🍭🧦🍝🎒📮💌🌡️📷📬☀️🌞🍷👟🧃📦💊

I STAYED ON A CRUISE SHIP WITHOUT EATING THE BREAKFAST – HERE’S WHY (AND...

I STAYED ON A CRUISE SHIP WITHOUT EATING THE BREAKFAST – HERE’S WHY (AND WHAT I DID INSTEAD!)

Darling! Fasten your imaginary scarf and follow me aboard the m/S Birka Gotland — a floating palace on the Baltic Sea 🌊✨ I, Joakim Clifton Bergman, and my dear friend Magnus embarked on a cruise from Stockholm to Visby and back, dressed for drama, hungry for vegan options, and ready for content 💁‍♂️📸

But when morning arrived on the return journey, and Magnus dashed off to the breakfast buffet, I... abstained 🍽️ The vegan selection was a repetition in tragedy: the same tired sandwich I’d had on night one and yesterday morning. I chose hydration and elegance — a raw bite and a glass of water in our cabin 💧🥬

Instead of sulking, I got a coffee ☕ and floated around the ship, capturing clips of the sea, the curves of the archipelago, and the glint of sun on deck rails. It’s an editorial experience, really. Think sea breeze meets style reel.

I stopped by the tax-free shop, where I picked up the tiniest Campari known to mankind 🍊 and some well-deserved sweets for my friend Ulf in Stockholm — who needed a little sugar and sparkle 🍬✨

Returning to Stockholm is always a vibe shift: grey skies, misty rain, and zero glamour. But oh, the lesson we learned! Next time, we’ll not rise at dawn to wait for disembarkation. No no. Instead, we’ll take our bags to the bar and sip Campari tonics until we’re summoned ashore like the icons we are 🍹🛳️

Once home, I collapse — exhausted, dramatic, and vaguely jet-lagged. Why? My darling Magnus snores like the ghost of a tuba-playing walrus 🐘💤

🎬 What you'll see in this video:
– Gorgeous Baltic Sea views 🌊
– Life aboard the m/S Birka Gotland 🚢
– A vegan breakfast reality check 🥪
– Travel tips for stylish disembarkation 💼
– A dash of Diana Vreeland absurdity 👒

💡 For every vegan traveller wondering “Will there be food for me?” — this one’s for you.
If you're planning a cruise or simply love travel vlogs with character, subscribe and stay tuned 💫

👇 Share your travel rituals! Who do you bring candy home to? How do you cope with snorers at sea?
And don’t forget: sometimes the best meal is a walk with coffee ☕✨

#CruiseLife #BalticSeaVibes #VeganTravel #BirkaGotland #StockholmToVisby #BreakfastFail #TravelVlogEurope #ScandinavianStyle #ArchipelagoAdventures #j250715

I TOURED VISBY’S MEDIEVAL WALL—AND FOUND A HIDDEN VEGAN BUFFET AT SEA!

I Thought It Was Just a Medieval Wall—Then Everything Changed!

Darling! Come aboard 🛳️ as I—Joakim Clifton Bergman—take you on a dream-drenched cruise on M/S Birka Gotland, bound for the magical city of Visby 🌸. With my partner in glam crime, Magnus 💅, we’re diving headfirst into cobblestones, castle ruins, and just the right amount of Aperol 🍹

✨ Our tour begins with Visby’s ancient wall, a UNESCO World Heritage treasure—though to us, it’s the runway of history 👑

• Söderport: This stately gate once welcomed merchants—now it welcomes our fabulous sandals 👡
• Grå Gåsen: Towering, windswept, utterly cinematic 🎞️
• Store Henrik: The wall’s biggest tower, standing tall like a drag queen in six-inch heels 🏰
• Skansport: Dramatic archways and perfect lighting—ideal for romantic intrigue or a selfie 📸
• Skansen Hafsfrun: Fortress realness meets seaside serenity 🌊🧜‍♀️
• Slottsmuren: Crumbling castle remains, so beautifully tragic they belong in a Wes Anderson frame 🎨

🧡 Back on the boat, we grab deck chairs in the shade 🌴 with Aperol Spritzes 🍊 in hand. Why? Because as the ship turns, we’ll be basking in golden Baltic sunshine ☀️ (and yes, it worked 😎).

🥗 Dinner surprises me—not with scarcity, but with sumptuous vegan options 🌱🍝. Who knew a cruise buffet could feel like Stockholm’s hottest brunch spot?

🎭 After a glittery revue full of sequins and sass, we tuck into our cabin, waves lapping gently below. A perfect day at sea.

🎥 Whether you're a travel dreamer, a summer escapist, or a fellow content creator looking for inspiration, this video will transport you.

💌 Subscribe for more vlogs from a Swedish summer in full bloom 🌼

👇 Let’s glam your feed:
#gotlandadventures #vegantraveltips #gaytravelvlog #visbysweden #cruisevibes #travelwithstyle #midsommarkransenlife #dragdrama2025 #travelcouplelife #j250714