I ATE VEGAN SAUSAGES, CARRIED A BOX, AND ACCIDENTALLY DISCOVERED A NEW B...

🚨CARDHOLDER OR CLOTHESHORSE? I ACCIDENTALLY INVENTED CARDBOARD SLIMMING!🚨

Welcome back to another perfectly ridiculous day in my life—where breakfast is made of potatoes, the fashion is by Martin x H&M, and parcel collection becomes a revolutionary body-slimming hack. 📦🔥✨

The morning starts with a potato pancake—not the fluffy kind, darling, but a pressed, pan-fried pita-shaped miracle made from thinly sliced potatoes. Paired with a thick vegan sausage wrapped in soft pita bread, it’s culinary minimalism at its finest. 🍽️🌭🥔

Dressed in a black-and-white Martin x H&M shirt (yes, even my errands have a theme), I head out to meet Ulf—the errand muse, the unbothered poet of logistics. Together, we navigate Stockholm’s sunny sprawl: I collect my theatre suitcase 🎭, Ulf picks up a pair of shorts shorter than a good night's sleep.

We detour to Söder, where I pick up his H&M parcel—containing a bowl, a large canvas bag, and two fabulous plates. But the true revelation? While carrying the box through the city, I realize I look mysteriously… slim. Streamlined. Snatched. The box hides my stomach in the most flattering way imaginable. I decide then and there—boxes are the future of bodywear. 📦💅

After depositing the suitcase at my place, we head to Ulf’s for the unboxing ceremony (minimalist lifestyle influencer realness), followed by a pizza-and-red-wine moment that turns into a spontaneous deep dive into Ulf’s favorite paintings. 🍕🍷🖼️

It’s a day of style, substance, starch, and shadow. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.

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