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onsdag 30 juli 2025

I COULDN’T SLEEP, SO I MASSAGED MYSELF WITH A ROLLING PIN 🍿💅✨

I adore a thunderstorm at breakfast. It clears the air for ambition.” That’s what I would have said if I’d had breakfast. Or ambition. Instead, I awoke under a blanket of barometric tension — the sky taut like a Balenciaga sleeve, my shoulders stiff from swimming as if coached by Neptune himself. 💦👑

The ache was Grecian. Heroic. So naturally, I reached for my stone rolling pin, a domestic object turned gladiator’s remedy. 🪨 It was no use. I plugged in my electric massager like a housewife in a 1950s science-fiction fantasy. I pulsed and buzzed like Sputnik. Painful. Gorgeous.

And then: errands. The great equaliser. I needed an adapter — not metaphorical, darling, an actual one — for my hard drive. Without it, the video you’re now watching would still be trapped in limbo, like a couture sketch in a war drawer. I ventured to Kjell & Company, which sounds like a Swiss boarding school but is, in fact, a temple of cords and techno-dreams. 🔌📦


Then, the groceries. Rapeseed oil (because olive is so obvious), red lentils (for colour and protein), juice, saft, and popcorn — because hydration and indulgence are not mutually exclusive. 🍿🛒💧

I packed up two new bags for SELLPY, Sweden’s answer to fashion reincarnation. The items? Too numerous to name. Too fabulous to forget. One cannot live forever with unworn wedges from 2016.

I also began sketching out Magnus’ Birthday Surprise Day — a medley of mystery, vegan decadence, and high theatricality. 🎭💐 One must celebrate the people who wear eyeliner and sincerity well.

At 17:30, the weather paused — like an aria waiting for the soprano’s breath. I sat on the balcony in a linen robe with a paperback novel and a glass of juice, feeling like an heiress in decline. 🌅📖🕊️

Ulf and I texted about feeling strange. But not sad. Not tired. Strange. The kind of strange that makes you sort your summer shoes and contemplate your entire identity via espadrilles. 👠👡🩴

By sunset, I was a little better. I had filmed, uploaded, massaged, adapted, sorted, planned, bought, and existed. Is that not enough?

Darling — if you’re aching, hydrating, romanticising a weird sky, or wondering why you own seventeen pairs of beige sandals: this one’s for you.


📍 Filmed at my flat in Midsommarkransen, Stockholm
🎞️ Edited with sunburned shoulders and silent determination

👒 New video daily
🛍️ My SELLPY: [link in bio]
🎁 Birthday prep sneak peeks coming soon!

🫧 Subscribe, like, and share with someone who sorts their feelings into canvas bags.

#vloggerlife #thunderenergy #everydayglamour #dianavreelandmoment #creativeflow #declutteryourlife #balconydreams #selpystyle #nordicweirdweather #j250723

måndag 29 maj 2023

HOW I GOT THOSE THINGS THAT GOES OVER THE DOOR, WITH HOOKS


So, if there's one thing I need, it's more space, or less things...

LINKS:

MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL: https://m.youtube.com/user/joakimbergman 

Minst en gång i veckan youtube kanal https://www.youtube.com/@minstengangiveckan

My Theatre Instagram account: https://www.instagram.com/minst_en_gang_i_veckan/

”HOW I GOT… WELL, MORE STUFF”:

On instagram: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsRZLk2rffH/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Or youtube: https://youtu.be/qyFlXEjbqIs

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#cluttered #toomanythings #gayinsweden
#shopping #vegan #vlog
#Howtogetmorespace #howtoorganiseyourhome #livinginsweden
#j230515

torsdag 9 mars 2023

HOW I GOT SALT


So, I ordered these shoes online...

Ulf nordlander, midsommarkransen, gay, vegan, march, salt, shopping, cooking, vegan cooking, brunch, vegan brunch, RECYCLE, dollarstore, mini cooper,  city gross, spring, toga archives, shoes, style, stylish shoes, toga archives x H&m, funny, shoe unboxing, second hand shoppping, junkfood, 


LINKS:


”HOW I GOT THERE IN VAIN”:



#stockholm #gay #vegan #diary #gaylife #veganlife #havingfun#HOWTOBEHAPPY #healthyliving 
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onsdag 28 december 2022

HOW I GOT MY CARDAMOM TEA


So the fun part with christmas shopping is all the stuff you buy for yourself...


dubonnet, magnus boren, how to take it easy, shopping, christmas gifts, christmas presents, shopping for christmas present, surprise, tea infuser, gay, vegan, stockholm, sverige, sweden, dubonnet and gin, cardamom tea, tea, tea in stockholm, asian burritos, vegan in stockholm, szechuan, szechuan pepper, 

@magnusboren

LINKS:

”HOW I GOT A DARK AND CLOUDY COCKTAIL”:

On instagram: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmZwEZ2DL2g/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Or youtube: https://youtu.be/1X9Jg6295Sg

#dubonnet #magnusboren #howtotakeiteasy #shopping #christmasgifts #christmaspresents #shoppingforchristmaspresent #surprise #teainfuser #gay #vegan #stockholm #sverige #sweden #dubonnetandgin #cardamomtea #tea #teainstockholm #asianburritos #veganinstockholm #szechuan #szechuanpepper  #j221220

söndag 16 maj 2021

210509 Ulf as Ingrid Bergman at Ikea, Bröderna’s Burgers & The Crown

In this episode I go to Ikea with Ulf,  he tries on a lampshade, then we buy burgers at Brödernas and watch The Crown on Netflix. And silence his washing machine  

My Youtube Channel: https://m.youtube.com/user/joakimbergman
”Ulf’s plants, second hand non-shopping, Martin is his own cleaning lady, and Fun Home.”: https://www.instagram.com/tv/COqiBsypGxt/?igshid=1ucwl3j7kfplr TODAY 2020: ”200509 ALL ABOUT ULF (NEW HAIRCUT, NEW BEARD TRIM, NEW MINI TABLE)”: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CAQxMt-JBwz/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link TODAY 2019:”190509 VEGAN COOKIES, SANDALS AND HATS & ROLF GETS AN AGEING MAKEOVER ”:https://www.instagram.com/tv/BxYTw7NA0mX/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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onsdag 3 mars 2021

210224 Guess Who’s Coming For Dinner? And Guess Who’s Fallen Asleep?




In this episode I try to workout on my crosstrainer but get impeded by a TikTok fan. Then Ulf calls, telling me he’d quit work early, wondering if I want to go to Ikea with him, to buy stools. End then he falls asleep on my sofa as I’m busy in the kitchen, cooking vegan risotto.



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torsdag 11 februari 2021

210204 A Winter Walk To Söder, Some Shopping, a Vegan Pizza and an Insan...




In this episode I and Ulf go for a long walk from the suburb Midsommarkransen to the great island Söder, where Ulf does some shopping at the department store Åhlens, and We also have pizza at the foodcourt Teatern at the Mall Ringen.



#semla #walk #promenad #winterwalk #pizza #veganpizza #socialdistancing #vegan #stockholm #sweden #diary #gay #vegan #shopping #ulfnordlander #åhlens #departmentstore #söder #ringen #mall #funinstockholm #veganinstockholm #socialdistancing #walking #vegansemla #friends #gayfriends


onsdag 25 september 2019

THE DANGER OF CARROT SOUP, AND THE JOY OF SHOPPING IN AN ELVIS WIG

I make a vegan carrot soup, and then I go a little overboard, and finally I go shopping with Ulf. A typical January day. If you’re not average.
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#gay #190129 #elvis #wig #igtv #dailyigtv #elviswig #carrot #carritsoup #vegan #sweden #diary #vlog #shopping #igtvdiary #gayvegan #dollarstore #plantagen #plants #stockholm #mexicanfood #cooking #vegancooking #gaymen #instagramstory #sverige #kungenskurva #bögar #bög #mexican

fredag 30 augusti 2019

PAD THAI, SOIL AND A PANIC PARASOL

Have you ever bought soil for your indoor plants? It’s quite the struggle. I even got a parasol for my struggles. 



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#dailyvlog #stockholm #gayman #sverige #sweden #vlogger
#balcony #parasol #shopping #2019
#190615 #june #blogging #elviramadigan #theatre #theatreblogger #writing #summer #bike #biking

torsdag 8 augusti 2019

MEET MY WOODPECKER

In this episode I find a woodpecker on my balcony, eating my popcorn. I guess he's after the salt. I go on my crosstrainer and watch videos on Youtube, have a lovely vegan lunch. And have you met my penis printed pants? I go to Rusta for some shopping, and find a fantastic bedspread, and finally find my favorite soap. Then I go home and make vegan green pea pasta. 


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onsdag 7 augusti 2019

TEENY, TINY SHOPPING AND HUMONGOUS EATING

In this episode I edit videos, go on my crosstrainer while watching a documentary about sink holes, and then I go to mall of scandinavia with my friend Ulf. And I find, and buy my favorit pair of sweatpants, and a great hat at H&M. And then we have burgers - for me vegan - at Vigårda. Then we lost the car. 





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#mallofscandinavia #igtv #vlog #stockholm #sweden #gay #hungover #editing #crosstrainer
#sinkholes #shopping #hm #vigårda #veganhamburger #dancing #car #drive #hat #sweatpants 
#bugsbunny #shopping #fashion #clothes #style #mensclothes #singing #rappersdelight #rap #rapper

måndag 5 augusti 2019

A FATSUIT, HURRIED HAMBURGER & A BREAD BAKE

I go into the theatre to try to find a fatsuit for an actor. And then I have a vegan burger and bake some bread. 





#actor #gay #vegan #costumes #attic #costumestorage #pants #costume #theatre #theater 
#190704 #2019 #veganburger #sale #clothes #shopping #baking #rain #johnsingersargent #book

DOLLAR STORE CHRISTMAS POP UP STORE AND THOUGHTS ON RIGOLETTO

I’ve been to a dreary rehearsal of Rigoletto, so I thought I might amuse myself at  Dollarstore. And then it's off to the theatre for some mending, ironing and laundering. 






#vegan #gay #christmas #christmasornaments 
#shopping #stockholm #sweden #cookiecutter #gherkin #cucumber #laundry #dresser #theatre #mikepack 
#gayman #opera #vlog #costumes #2018 #181121 #winter #theather #gayvegan #gayman

fredag 2 augusti 2019

THE BIG, REALLY SCIENTIFIC AND THOROGHLY INTERNATIONAL PLUS SERIOUS GARLIC DIZER TEST.

The actors from the Swedish musical SÅ SOM I HIMMELN are going to be on tv, so I'd better check that all the costumes are in order. And also: I do some second hand shopping: a garlic dicer and a great pot. At home I do a very scientific test of the garlic apparatus. 

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HOW I GOT NO WINE BUT GREAT LAUGHS

  COULD A BOTTLE OF WINE AND A WELL-TIMED SCARE BE THE SECRET TO THEATRICAL GENIUS? 🍷 Welcome to the magnificent madness of a two-show Sat...